NOTE: The Discovery+ documentary “Fin” will be reviewed in a separate post, later this week! Everyone wave good-bye! Well, it was a long week with...
The Klute
The Klute aka Bernard Schober (R.I.P.) is an award-winning slam poet from Phoenix, Arizona, and an amateur shark conservationist. He is the author of “Chumming the Waters”, a collection of poetry for sharks, by sharks. His Shark Week coverage on Nerdvana will live forever.
The Klute rounds up his Shark Week 2021 binge watching picks!
The Klute reviews Shark Week 2021, Night 6 ...
The Klute reviews Shark Week 2021, Night 5 ...
The Klute reviews Shark Week 2021, Night 4 ...
The Klute reviews Shark Week 2021, Night 3 ...
The Klute reviews Shark Week 2021, Night 2 ...
The Klute reviews Shark Week 2021, Night 2 ...
The Klute reviews Shark Week 2021, Night 1 ...
It's 2020 and we all need a laugh, fortunately, the good folks of America's writer's rooms and animation sweatshops are up for the challenge!
The Klute comes at last to Shark Week 2020, Night 8!
I don't know what I did to be blessed with not ONE but TWO shows this Shark Summer that used the Bermuda Triangle as part of their hook, but 9-year-old me was...
Up until the last hour, Shark Week 2020 Night 6 was the best overall night of Shark Week so far, and it's a bummer that it took us until Friday to get there.
If you're catching up on Shark Week 2020 shows this weekend, here's what I recommend you DVR or just plop down and binge watch!
I get that COVID is making things difficult, but TWO clip shows tonight, Discovery? Granted one is Air Jaws' greatest breaches and the other is narrated by...
Wednesday's Shark Week 2020 Night 4 offerings ranged from Fintastic to Great (white), and I was I was downright giddy from the get-go. The Klute unashamedly...
Will Smith made me believe in Shark Week again!
Shark Week is becoming too focused on the "will the equipment break, will the scientists be in peril?" conceit -- and not focused enough on the science and...
It's the most 2020 version of Shark Week that you could imagine! Controversy! Lockdowns! Discussions of Women in STEM! The Klute chews it up.
We sink to new lows with an "Underwater" review by Senior Ocean Affairs Correspondent The Klute!
47 Meters Down Uncaged takes us back into the abyss for yet another unrealistic take on what sharks do and do not do.
Cap'n Klute, Nerdvana Senior Ocean Affairs correspondent, returns to review Shark Week 2019, Night 3 ...
Cap'n Klute, Nerdvana Senior Ocean Affairs correspondent, returns to review Shark Week 2019, Night 2 ...
Cap'n Klute, Nerdvana Senior Ocean Affairs correspondent, returns to review Shark Week 2019, Night 1 ...
Aquaman is a fun, full-blown superhero movie that doesn't hide from its roots.
Nerdvana goes Hollywood as our Senior Shark Correspondent Goes to the Red Carpet to experience the end of an era - the Last Sharknado
Lauren Perry reports from the red carpet premiere of "The Last Sharknado: It's About Time," Aug. 19, 2018, in Hollywood.
Irresponsible shark diving is back in 47 Meters Down: The Next Chapter, just announced for June of 2019 by Entertainment Studios! Gawk at the Trailer!
The posters suggest that you should CHOMP ON THIS. And you know what, they're right. The Meg is a fun, action packed popcorn movie that you shouldn't miss.
We finally get to the Shark Week 2018, Night 5 reviews, and it's just a wild & crazy night, from being stranded in the ocean, to a cave full of moray eels!
Hi folks, Cap’n Klute here. Due to some technical difficulties back on the S.S. Homefront, Shark Week Night 5’s Review will be delayed until later...
What happens when late-stage capitalism turns its cold, dead eyes to sharks? Sometimes, something pretty cool. You should totally check out Shark Week 2018...
Shark Week 2018, Night 3, was a food frenzy ...
Shark Week 2018, Night 2: when we explore the deeps of Isla Guadalupe, the gorgeous Gardens of the Queen in Cuba, and ask: WHAT GRONK DO WITH SHARK?
2018's Shark Week Begins! And it's all celebrities from start to finish, with a Shark Week miracle: NO GREAT WHITES ON THE FIRST NIGHT!!!
Some advice on how to stay ocean-friendly at #PhoenixComicFest
Anthony C. Ferrante is a director, actor, keeper of the Sharknado flame, and more.
With Shark Week 2017, Night 4, Discovery delivers diverse sharks in unique environments.
So, Shark Week 2017, Night 3, is in the books.
Wow! If only every night of Shark Week were like Shark Week 2017, Night 2
Let’s once again take to the digital seas and sit under the watchful eye of Grandma Shark Week!
“47 Meters Down”? If you see it as just a popcorn movie, and fully understand that Sharks Don’t Do That, it’s not terrible.
Cartoon election special: The Klute's list of the best animated shows about politics.
The events leading up to the Deepwater Horizon disaster could have been prevented up and down the chain of command, but ultimately, what led to it was...
Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens delivers what it promises.
"There are no rules in Sharknado," says director Anthony C. Ferrante.
And so we came to the end of another Shark Week.
Shark Week, Night 6 -- seems like we just got started …
Shark Week, Night 5: Just When You Thought it Was Safe to Go Back in the Water ...
Shark Week, Night 4 review
Shark Week, Night 3 - the equivalent of my 2014 expedition.
Let’s slowly lower ourselves into the waters of Shark Week, Night 2.
It’s the already the first night of Shark Week on the Discovery Channel!
Go see The Shallows for some guilty summer thrills, and when you’re done, check out 'Fins Attached' to learn more about how sharks REALLY behave.